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Wise beyond my years. I like to smoke dank weed and think in the shower 🚿💨DM me your high thoughts! 📥

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First Appearance

May 4, 2019

Originally From

Los Angeles, California

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Epiphenus is a modern-day philosopher and direct descendant of Socrates. Piphy’s goal is to answer life’s most vexing questions, so he spends his days in deep thought. When he really needs to think, he’ll use performance enhancing plants, THC to be precise. Epiphenus wants us all to spend less time doing, and more time thinking, just like our ancestors. Sourced from Shadows, creators of Epiphenus.