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I'm just a little cockroach living my biggest life.

Identifies as

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First Appearance

August 15, 2017

Originally From

USA

More info

Cockroach likes to visit humans in the back of their sewers, in their kitchens, cupboards, beds and even their shoes. He travels around the world with his bae and likes to buy her dinner; cooked maggot lasagne and soured creme brulee is her favourite. He stops every once in a while for rotten burritos and fermented chips at Chipotle’s dumpster to share with his more than 94 children. Besides his glamorous every-day life, Cockroach has a very busy schedule running for president, surviving and donating his blood with COVID-19 antibodies to help save humanity.